butt monster

David: "Chris.......no matter what, you always seem to have sex with that chick in the butt."

Chris: "I know dude, that's why we call her the butt monster!

by jj887732 November 10, 2006

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Box Monster

The natural muscular contractions of the inner vagina that, much to the surprise of the provider of pleasure, grabs a hold of the trespasser and pulls it inward.

When I was fingering my girl last night her Box Monster grabbed my fingers and pulled them deeper into the cave. I was flabbergasted!

by theirishpig July 23, 2008

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The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.

Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10

1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth

Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth

*pulls out a gun

Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!

* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe

Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.

by beerisgood94 January 5, 2010

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.

Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.

Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.

The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.

by klopek007 January 27, 2010

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