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Jesse

a huge penis that will take down all competitors and is great at fighting
Jesse is strong
by NOOB-MASTER-69 January 8, 2024
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Jesse

Jesse is kind hearted boy who will be always by your side. He loves to play games and spend time with his friends. He can be a little manipulative only as a joke. He never likes to get serious about anything so keep in mind if he's saying something mean or doing something mean, he's only joking. He loves bunnys. He may do dumb shit so make sure to keep him safe. He will not hang out with just you and only give you attention. If he is your friend keep him as one and keep in touch. He will love you even though he never says it.
Jesse loves bunnys!
"Come over here Jesse!"
by Redink123 June 27, 2022
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jesse alba

That Gay skates like Jesse Alba.
by FRSHBOOB March 31, 2017
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Jesse

Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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Jesse

“Woah fuck is that Jesse over there? Fuck that guy

“Jesse got the Nicest cock in the land
by Gnarpuss November 23, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse, is the type of guy you will want to be with. He's strong, nice, and caring. Every time you feel alone, your friend Jesse will always be there to cheer you up. Everytime you want to sing, he will want to sing with you. He doesn't like math, but loves reading. Every time they give him a math test, he will always get 100 percent. He will always read when he's at school. He will make a team to defend his friends from bullying. Jesse loves to make friends. If your alone, go ask a boy named jesse! He may be girly, but don't judge people! #jesselovessinging #jesserocks #jesseisstrong
Jesse is kind and a sweet guy, he will always sing with you.
by MitchieTheNiceGirl June 30, 2018
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Jess Ozella

The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.
She's phenomenal and sexy as fuck. Jess Ozella.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023
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