Devil's Friday

The alternating Friday in which a person is not paid by there employer.

Did we get paid today?

Nope, remember it's devil's Friday. We get paid next Friday.

by Jeffrey daumer March 19, 2014

Go-Deviled

To inflict serious harm upon oneself while splitting wood using a Go Devil. Or, to impropperly utilize the Go- devil on materials other than wood and injure oneself or another person in the process.

The wind knocked down that big birch tree in my yard the other night. Unfortunately while splitting it up for firewood I Go-Deviled my foot and missed 3 days of work. Or, I wish I didn't try to Go-Devil that piece of tin and used shears, I probably wouldn't have lost my right eye.

by Apexdreamer45 February 5, 2015

Racing the Devil

Racing the Devil...To the toilet. Diarrhea situation.

I had Two frozen burritos with extra Cholula hot sauce before I went to bed last night. I will be Racing the Devil to the bathroom before this safety meeting is over this morning.

by wkth10 July 6, 2016

The Devil's Uno

The Devil's Uno- The reading of Tarot Cards.

Her Tarot Carding Reading suggested her life sucked but, as she reached for another Oreo high as a motherfucker, she remained unfazed as she knew her life was rad and a game of The Devil's Uno would not convince her otherwise.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

devil fish

A person who wants an eight pack but can't get it.

"You're a fucking devil fish Josh."

by Dęvįłîšh June 17, 2020

the devils mace

A giant black Dildo with razors and spikes used in sexual activity and or as a weapon.

Jane did not see it comeing as John used his new toy. as known as (the devils mace)

by c020301 January 8, 2017

Devil doughnut

Poop

I need to go drop off the devil's doughnuts

I need to go drop off the devil doughnut

by Little__one February 4, 2017