Arse Swivel

To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.

"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."

by mookletoad October 26, 2011

Elbow Arse

A woman who has an arse that resembles a pair of elbows

If you like that skinny birds elbow arse, you're in the elbow arse brigade.

by Bushead March 30, 2015

Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

rutty arse

rutty arse a hot girl thats had more cock end then weekend ,that everyones had a turn of !!!!!

look at that girl shes a right rutty arse. i seen her with steve then james then paul then mark allin the same day

by Greased34monkey June 3, 2024

two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.

by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024

Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020