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Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy
by VLTN May 12, 2024
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Meme Warrior

A person who tries to point out obvious logical flaws or incorrect data in a meme that was intended for comedic or entertainment purposes.
Why waste your time being a meme warrior over memes we know aren’t factual?
by The angler September 4, 2023
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Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.
"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."
by Sorry W December 6, 2020
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Civil warriors

Rednecks who act hard because they believe Donald trump is gonna start a war but wear masks in wallmart
by Robertdeboard3 December 27, 2020
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Weekend Warrior

When you go racing in your “Race Caron the weekends bc it’s really the only time you have to do anything.
This is my Weekend Warrior, I only drive it on the weekends…Bc I have more important shit to do, like paying my bills.
by YesYouAreAnNPClol September 16, 2025
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Morte Warrior

Someone who wears cowboy hats and is incredibly cool.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.
by Kalzar September 27, 2007
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