Bi Han

Kind of stupid when you think about it...

Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"

Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"

Bi Han "Yes!"

Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"

Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"

Hym "........ Alright."

*20 minutes later*

Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"

Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"

Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"

Bi Han "..........😡"

Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."

Bi Han 😡

Hym 😐

Bi Han 😡

Hym 😐

Bi Han 😡

Hym 🤨 "What?"

Bi Han 😡

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

bi-ba-beyy

used to describe a bunch of things when you don't feel like listing the things out

Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars because bi-ba-beyy

by chaos junkie April 21, 2022

bi-techual

One that is equally enamoured with Android and Apple devices and uses both according to their strengths enjoying the innovations of either device without being a fanboy of either.

I am bi-techual because for what I love about Android I have an android device and for what I love about iOS I own an iOS device. I am not a fanboy of either and I choose to enjoy both worlds

by Zimbo-rita May 21, 2015

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen was on a tv show called Two and a half men, he got a argue with his producer and now is winning at home. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, i win here and i win there.. now what ?

by tsunaze March 23, 2011

bi-currency

An individual that will accept multiple forms of currency as payment (or repayment) without preference. Typically, they travel or maintain bank accounts in multiple countries, especially Canada/USA or UK/Europe.

"Thanks for covering my tab last night, do you want American or Canadian Dollars?"

"Whichever, I'm bi-currency."

by Toxin August 15, 2007

bi-lenol

tylenol, but for bisexuals

Person 1 (bisexual): "I'm feeling a bit sick.."
Person 2: "Take some bi-lynol, maybe it'll help"
Person 1: “Why not Tylenol?”
Person 2:”Bi-lenol works better for bisexuals”

by arte August 29, 2022