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Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.
I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.
by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025
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Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.
A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn
by bbm56 July 25, 2024
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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
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Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.
"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."
by TrulySwag September 1, 2011
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Puppy Division

Is a music genre of the Scott Order that follows usbm nsbm anarchist and satanism music
Puppy division is found in the US by Tyler Bodeen in 2025
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.
Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.
by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 4, 2022
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yes puppy

A person who does everything someone else tells them

In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped
Hey are you going to the movie tonight?

Do you want me to?

Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy
by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013
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