Main character

It’s a factual definition about a person. That person is always in the spotlight and no-one can prove that fact wrong.

Not everyone can become one, you must meer all of the criteria listed below:
- Your name has to start with a D or an E;
- Your IQ has to be higher than that of a child;
- You must be a human;
- You must speek more than 3 languages fluently;
- You must be annoying (because no-one likes main characters).

- Emily is addicted to attention given to her by all the lads in her class. To the rest of the class she is the main character.
- Jaimy always calls herself the main character, but everyone knows she isn’t one because she doesn’t meet the criteria.

by CitrousFan22 September 22, 2021

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Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

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Maine Flamingo

An Ostrich

A variety of ostrich found in Northern North America known as a “Maine Flamingo”

I’ve been raising Maine Flamingo for over a decade

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buck main

Can be the teams saving grace or a retard you can complain about the recoil or use the flash either way your probably not gonna win

Kid; I am a buck main

Outher kid : leaves

by Buck main June 2, 2019

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Maine

A state where you are either gay or are a republican.

Are you from Maine?

by whyamihere8976 June 15, 2022

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Main Character Syndrome

A condition where people assume the world revolves around them and nobody else.

"Ugh, I can't have a single conversation with somebody without Jeff butting in and making it about him."

"He's got a classic case of Main Character Syndrome."

by mathewjp6 May 24, 2023

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