emo convo:
emo kid 1: omg i some kid called me stupid! I'm so DEPRESSED!
emo kid 2: i feel you !! the other day some kid called me gay... =
emo kid 1: wanna come over and cut ourselves
emo kid 2: yeahhh and cry and listen to some dashboard confessional
emo kid 1: yeah no one understands uss
emo kid 2: i know, damn no one understands
emo kid 1: omg i some kid called me stupid! I'm so DEPRESSED!
emo kid 2: i feel you !! the other day some kid called me gay... =
emo kid 1: wanna come over and cut ourselves
emo kid 2: yeahhh and cry and listen to some dashboard confessional
emo kid 1: yeah no one understands uss
emo kid 2: i know, damn no one understands
by cadaver lyn June 24, 2007
Get the emomug. by little miss sunshine.... June 7, 2007
Get the emomug. Often associated with gothic, but a fake cheap demeaning version. Something that annoys everyone that isnt emo. Something thick people take up to fit in, much like cigarettes. Started off as a music genre, went out of control. Someone who calls themself emo immediately degrades themself. A phase. Ruining the world. Has anyone noticed that you cant do anything without someone calling you emo? Like now if you dye your hair black, paint nails black, be alone for a while, dont smile often, or wear a bit more black than the average person, YOU ARE EMO. It is very frustrating for people who did these things BEFORE emo even became this epidemic, like me, because they put effort in to be something they are not, but i do it naturally and people think im trying to be emo. I get called emo all the time, but the people who call me it are stupid idiots that are only making the crisis worse. You know what? People call NAPOLEON DYNAMITE emo! THAT IS INSANE!!!!!! Like WTF?!?!?! Its napoleon dynamite for fuck sake! You know what else? The rolling stones got called emo! ACDC got called emo! Judas priest got called emo! Its so hard these days for people to tell whether someone is a tryhard emo poser or not. I HATE EMO. You should hate emo. It is destroying teenagers and uniquity. It cheapens everything. It demeans everything. Its so SIMPLE. Do you want to be SIMPLE? Do you want to be BORING? Do you want people to roll their eyes everytime you are mentioned? If not, then please resist from being emo. The only person that can stop it before it gets out of contol, is you. Think about it.
**DEATH TO EMO**
**DEATH TO EMO**
One way an emo is created:
girl: that boy over there has long black hair that covers his face. He wears nail polish. He wears make up. WOW he is so in touch with his feminine side. He is so unique! Im gonna go ask him out.
*girl walks up to emo poser cock boy*
emo poser cock boy: What do you want? To steal my soul with your vulgar bullying? ...even know i dont know what that means.
girl: no i want you, your so... different.
emo poser cock boy: okay but only if you become emo and cut yourself. Only then wil i let into my blackened soul
girl: okay i have to go now and follow emo stereotypes. bye
emo poser cock boy: bye...
*girl walks off*
emo poser cock boy: wow girls really like this emo thing. I better be more emo and follow even more strerotypes!
This is just one of the many ways this stupid disease spreads and gets worse.
girl: that boy over there has long black hair that covers his face. He wears nail polish. He wears make up. WOW he is so in touch with his feminine side. He is so unique! Im gonna go ask him out.
*girl walks up to emo poser cock boy*
emo poser cock boy: What do you want? To steal my soul with your vulgar bullying? ...even know i dont know what that means.
girl: no i want you, your so... different.
emo poser cock boy: okay but only if you become emo and cut yourself. Only then wil i let into my blackened soul
girl: okay i have to go now and follow emo stereotypes. bye
emo poser cock boy: bye...
*girl walks off*
emo poser cock boy: wow girls really like this emo thing. I better be more emo and follow even more strerotypes!
This is just one of the many ways this stupid disease spreads and gets worse.
by MetalheadRosie June 23, 2008
Get the emomug. well i have alot to say about emos tbh i hate them they are like oh lets be depressed and were pathetic clothing and smudge mascara down our face < girls and probz even the boys ! and they sit on the floor in big groups talking about how depressed they are and i cant stand them ino sum people will disagree with me *emos* but yano thats what i think and i seriolsuey hate them ,the
music = wtf
there style = eww
them = eww wtf
my point the world would be a happier place without emos
music = wtf
there style = eww
them = eww wtf
my point the world would be a happier place without emos
so litrally i realy dont like them who does ? or who could !
i dont get it though becoz ppl slag off chavs and not emos and i think emos are worse cz som chavs can be sfe ! iam not a chav just sayin
i dont get it though becoz ppl slag off chavs and not emos and i think emos are worse cz som chavs can be sfe ! iam not a chav just sayin
by Xx*Wiganhunny*xX October 20, 2008
Get the Emomug. a word to describe a scene of people who listen to angsty, hormonal music centred around depression and hate. Relief and a sense of belonging is captured in listening to such music. Identified by wearing band tops(or if that's too unhip, vintage tops)usually brown or black. But extremists can wear v.bright clothes, simply patterend though, none of the hippy hysteria.yellow nail varnish is popular, and bows on heads. They often have either v dark hair(dyed).Cartoon drawing is common, and an obsession with Gerard Way.They hardly ever smile, because they have misguided conception that that brings out artiness and mysteriousness in them.However, on the bright side they are often very imaganitive and always anti-prejudice people.
by Allie789 July 24, 2008
Get the emomug. People who cut themselves, listen to only really depressing music, and have really long uncut bangs. Uses a lot of 'x' in their screen name. carries a black notebook with a list of people they hate, poetry about death and anarchy.MUST BE ATHEIST
types of emos:
The Fat Emo: The fat kid who needs a group to belong to
The Scene Emo: The colorful ones, size 1 and below
The Original Emo: endangered species as they kill themselves off too quickly
The 12 and Under Emo: usually 5th graders who are trying to be incredibly deep
The ScrEMO: Listens only to screamo religiously
types of emos:
The Fat Emo: The fat kid who needs a group to belong to
The Scene Emo: The colorful ones, size 1 and below
The Original Emo: endangered species as they kill themselves off too quickly
The 12 and Under Emo: usually 5th graders who are trying to be incredibly deep
The ScrEMO: Listens only to screamo religiously
Did you see the fat kid?
No, he isnt fat he is just emo.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Did you hear that she went all emo and shit?
Yea fucking 5th grade loser
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
No, he isnt fat he is just emo.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Did you hear that she went all emo and shit?
Yea fucking 5th grade loser
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
by xxxxxxSarahSiccorsxxxxxxx July 6, 2012
Get the emomug. Emo is a word of many definitions and its about time there was a non biased opinion up here.
1) A variety of music, generally perceived as having depressing or emotional lyrics and sometimes including references to hell, satan, death and other generally frowned on topics. Not to be confused with heavy metal or death metal, emo has a gentler guitar solo, however it has been known to mix itself with other dark varieties of music.
Well known bands that include themselves in an emo stereotype would be Paramore and MCR.
2) Emo People
It is commonly understood that there are two types of "emo" people.
Type A - the emotional
A person who is well known to self harm and promote other destructive activities with suicide being related to them often. A common misconception of emotionals is that they are lonely people. In reality an emotional can belong in any stereotype and have a social circle of any size. They can also keep their self harm a secret or choose to have it well known. They are often considered to be attention seeking and depressing, with tendancies to write lyrics or poems themed with death and love and strong desires to sit in dark corners.
Type B - the "emo faggot"
The "emo faggot" is the least liked variety of emo. Generally known to wear tutu's, skinny jeans and MCR T-Shirts they are easily spotted in a crowd and receive a lot of abuse from other stereotype gangs. This stereotype is now expanding into a new era with the group known as scene kids.
Emo faggots tend to either despise the term "emo" or treasure it, their opinion can base itself on their mood, their company or the time, date or weather.
They are also well known to pursue hobbies such as photography, metal or "emo" music listening and the aforementioned poetry and lyric writing.
The stereotype is generally shunned by other members of society and the "emos" themselves tend to blame society for their state of minds.
Their future is indefinite, however elderly emo's have yet to be sighted in public areas. Search teams have been sent out but currently they have produced no hard evidence to suggest that this mythical species exists.
Therefore we can optimisticly assume that "emos" eventually do, in time, reach a more stable mentality. We can also pessimisticly assume that they all die, but the question will only be answered in a half decent fashion after many people who know not very much, write very long books on the subject, and eventually people who know a lot more ignore the books and grow tired of the question, resultinh in them guessing an answer that we shall all assume is correct.
1) A variety of music, generally perceived as having depressing or emotional lyrics and sometimes including references to hell, satan, death and other generally frowned on topics. Not to be confused with heavy metal or death metal, emo has a gentler guitar solo, however it has been known to mix itself with other dark varieties of music.
Well known bands that include themselves in an emo stereotype would be Paramore and MCR.
2) Emo People
It is commonly understood that there are two types of "emo" people.
Type A - the emotional
A person who is well known to self harm and promote other destructive activities with suicide being related to them often. A common misconception of emotionals is that they are lonely people. In reality an emotional can belong in any stereotype and have a social circle of any size. They can also keep their self harm a secret or choose to have it well known. They are often considered to be attention seeking and depressing, with tendancies to write lyrics or poems themed with death and love and strong desires to sit in dark corners.
Type B - the "emo faggot"
The "emo faggot" is the least liked variety of emo. Generally known to wear tutu's, skinny jeans and MCR T-Shirts they are easily spotted in a crowd and receive a lot of abuse from other stereotype gangs. This stereotype is now expanding into a new era with the group known as scene kids.
Emo faggots tend to either despise the term "emo" or treasure it, their opinion can base itself on their mood, their company or the time, date or weather.
They are also well known to pursue hobbies such as photography, metal or "emo" music listening and the aforementioned poetry and lyric writing.
The stereotype is generally shunned by other members of society and the "emos" themselves tend to blame society for their state of minds.
Their future is indefinite, however elderly emo's have yet to be sighted in public areas. Search teams have been sent out but currently they have produced no hard evidence to suggest that this mythical species exists.
Therefore we can optimisticly assume that "emos" eventually do, in time, reach a more stable mentality. We can also pessimisticly assume that they all die, but the question will only be answered in a half decent fashion after many people who know not very much, write very long books on the subject, and eventually people who know a lot more ignore the books and grow tired of the question, resultinh in them guessing an answer that we shall all assume is correct.
"Look at that dirty fucktard emo faggot"
- quoted from a "chav"
"We're well sexy emo parawhores"
- quoted from an "emo"
- quoted from a "chav"
"We're well sexy emo parawhores"
- quoted from an "emo"
by Becki... *sighs* Farmfed August 24, 2008
Get the Emomug.