arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

by Majomka February 17, 2020

Same as me arse for blisters

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

by Geordie lad December 13, 2012

arse

A worse word for 'ass' that no one uses other than the bri'ish people.
Ass is 1000x better than saying arse.

Brit: wow you are so arse!
Other dude: Kid no one uses the word 'arse' in 2023. Ass is a cooler word. Get it right.

by menameiscaleb August 12, 2023

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016