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Jesse

A hot Italian boy who smokes weed when he's bored. he has a massive dick and doesn't seem to be ashamed of it. he is a nice single guy who will date you soon;) don't get too greedy because other girls want him to.
jesse is the hottest guy ever
by youuuuuuuuuuuuu November 29, 2022
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Jesse Lees

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Jesse

Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh
by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022
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Jess

Someone who is so sexy and hot 😍
Whoa who’s that? She must be a Jess, meow 😻 “
by Hotfaggot April 28, 2022
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Jess Branicki

Look, it's Jess Branicki
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Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.
I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess
by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022
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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*
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