Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 3, 2004

meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

by Meat Marlboro Man January 2, 2009

beaver meat

1) gay slang for a woman's private part (vagina)

2) a word used by those with a strong aberration towards a vagina

1) Man oh man! I felt sick to my stomach when I heard Mike talk about how much he enjoyed beaver meat.

2) Mike was kind enough to used the word beaver meat instead of vajayjay when he described his friend's food fear.

by RenzTHE April 1, 2010

meat wings

Unusually large labia.

Look at the camel toe on that girl. She must have massive Meat Wings.

by Dan D. May 17, 2006

meat bong

An errect penis, ready to be sucked off.

Tina hit the meat bong one more time before rushing to meet her husband for lunch.

by Surf beverage Crew November 22, 2005

mystery meat

1. Fillers and other additives that are put into hashish to increase the volume at little or no cost. Such ingredients include but are not limited to:
Glue
Plastics
Kerosene, gas, and/or diesel fuels and/or by-products
Tranquilizers
Ground up bricks
Sand
Such ingredients are commonly found in "Soap Bars", an extremely cheap and low potency form of hashish that is commonly found in the UK. The best hashish can be bought in Holland or Amsterdam.

2. A common term used to describe school lunch meat that is of unknown origin. It is usually drenched in gravy to disguise whatever it is really made from.

1. Dude, dont smoke that shit, it's filled with mystery meat.

2. This mystery meat is so chewy, I think it's made from rubber.

by Lil' Grimmy May 27, 2006

browning the meat

Putting your dick in someone's ass.

I was going to put it in her nanner, but I accidentally ended up browning the meat.

by Jeff Little May 27, 2006