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jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
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National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022
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Jess

The sexiest mf out there. .... she also is cray cray
Who is that sexy girly?

That's Jess
by poofpop October 26, 2022
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Jess

Someone who gets in your business.
I like him but he is a bit of a Jess.
by Peachie Queen November 8, 2022
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Jess

Jess is a girl with soft dark hair and glowing smiles. Someone you hold onto and run for when you cry. The bestfriend you'd follow blindly into rays of moon or sun light. You treasure every video and or photo you have of Jess, they've always been just so photogenetic. And no matter what Jess never failed to make you smile, and to turn the earth for you.
"I'm upset, I didn't get to hang out with Jess today."
"Sorry, I'm hanging out with Jess."
by mood rings November 13, 2022
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jesse

the coolest person ever, probably a methhead, follow @flapjackhunter on tiktok for some wacky insane edits !!
jesse is so cool tee hee hi jesse
by mashontoast November 18, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse-also known as bear. The sexiest man alive. He is there for you when you need him, he gives the best hugs in the omniverse. He has thpurest heart that would bring smiles. He shows his love in many ways. Has an amazing voice that you could just feel the notes. He always gives the best advice, has the best hair. When he walks into a room everyone turns and smiles, loves the outdoors. Is the best person to be with at scary movies. Is a naturally talented actor. He loves the idea of a southern life. Loves the quote “thats what she said” has the biggest heart for everyone. Knows more than Miccah 10000%. Makes people fall in love. You cant go wrong with Jesses beady eyes. He is my bear and I love him so much so if you steal him from me i will cry.
James: why are you with Jesse
Bunny: easy, because he makes my heart happy he is my heart
by bunnybearr November 23, 2022
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