Harry Maguire

The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time

person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"

by AndrewTate Love child/husband January 3, 2023

Harry Callahan

The act of having someone kick your ass so you can blame your ass beating on someone else

Jessie Smollett just got busted pulling a Harry Callahan.

Tony and Vito made $50 bucks each to Harry Callahan some loser

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

Troy Harris

A prepubescent year 11 boy who clearly knows how elite his academic levels are and physically attracted to HeaFs rear. His distinct looks with blonde fringe and buck teeth lure in the nerd girls of year 11. On the rare occasion Troy may 'release the kraken' when participating in lunchtime soccer, toe punting the ball into the back of the net. He attempts little flicks and tricks to show off to his mates but apart from that he is outstanding in the field, similar to a scarecrow, talking to mates, chatting about Moel and slanes fiery encounters. Troy has favourite one liners. e.g Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSHA prepubescent year 11 boy who clearly knows how elite his academic levels are and physically attracted to HeaFs rear. His distinct looks with blonde fringe and buck teeth lure in the nerd girls of year 11. On the rare occasion Troy may 'release the kraken' when participating in lunchtime soccer, toe punting the ball into the back of the net. He attempts little flicks and tricks to show off to his mates but apart from that he is outstanding in the field, similar to a scarecrow, talking to mates, chatting about Moel and slanes fiery encounters. Troy has favourite one liners. e.g Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSH!

Troy is also very homophobic, especially when it comes to Jack. "Eghhhhh, im never sitting there! He spread his legs all over the bench. He's soooo gay"

You're such a Troy Harris

by Srresrdr March 6, 2019

Harry Murphy

Absolute lad, he is a cracking plur who always achieves the victory of all royales.

Hey look is that "Harry Murphy', he is such a cracking plur. He can have my children.

by Large Twat December 14, 2018

Harry's Dreams

They are all filled with crazy weird sexual fantasies that leave him needing to change his clothes every morning

Don't ask me about Harry's Dreams

by NoGodPlzNo December 17, 2018

Harry Baldwin

Harry Baldwin is a crazy boy who likes to burp

Harry baldwin the fat chav

by Willy fat fatagdsjha July 5, 2018

Harry Styles

Harry Styles is the most beautiful creature on earth. He likes to eat bananas en be a hoe on stage. He made the album "Harry Styles", and he is in the band One Direction. Sadly they're on a break right now but THEY WILL COME BACK, and luckily we still got pictures of Harry on tour. Harry is secretly in a relationship with Louis Tomlinson but you know fucking Modest!. You can also see Harry in the carpoolkaraoke with James Corden, and he freaking kissed him!!! (I'm gonna crie) Harry makes the most stupid jokes and I don't even know why I always remember them... Harry also wears alot of suits and supports the lgbt community. He likes to dance with rainbowflags, and he has a sticker with the rainbowflag on his guitar. Harry Styles is the most down to earth celeberty, and you REALLY SHOULD LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD.

"Harry Styles is my husband"~Louis Tomlinson
"Harry hahahaha Styles hahaha"~Niall Horan

by HazStylesMahKing July 16, 2018