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Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."
by Warlock dog August 5, 2012
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beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"
by Loopydave September 1, 2018
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beer mob

One who is a god at downing kegs, Jägermeister, beer, ale, or any other alcholic beverage, especially at a party.
Holy balls, Rob, you are totally beer mob-bing it

Kevin is such a beer mob.

Johnny beer was a badass beer mob at the party last night
by thebeermob April 9, 2011
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beer angst

n - the feeling of a pre-hangover caused by beer, often including anger and a headache from the pack of cigarettes you just finished.
"Aww, shit man. It's 3 AM, and I've got beer angst. Let's go punch somebody before we pass out."
by Aleistia October 29, 2013
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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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Beer Rage

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.
Yo,did you see Chad earlier?He was punching people out of pure beer rage!
by Swiftly swift December 3, 2010
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Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
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