For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

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For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

me when

uhm...m e w h e n ?

some random ahh guy whose name starts with an a (idk Aaron, Alex, Alexander-): me when

some random ahh guy 2: when the

3: the you

4: wat

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

Bring me caramel slice

A stupid meme of an Australian kid waking up in a hospital room looking straight at a camera shoved in his face like he’s traumatized, grabbing his phone and texting “bring me caramel slice” (an Australian dessert), usually edited to serious emotional music such as Beyoncé’s “Sorry original demo”

“Bring me caramel slice”
TikTok: edits of a kid waking up and Beyoncé on my fyp

by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Ambrosio, The Gift Of Lift<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Ambrosio, The Gift Of Lift<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Ambrosio, The Gift Of Lift<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)

Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*

by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023

run thru me like a tractor

you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.

I was talking to Connor and damn that boy is so fine. I want him to run thru me like a tractor

by yaboitrent October 30, 2020