Staright

A new unofficial sexuality that means the following:
'fuck knows what my sexuality is i just exist leave me alone'

Used usually when you really don't know your sexuality and want something more interesting than 'questioning'

Mortal 1: "Hey everyone has been saying their sexuality! What's yours?"
Mortal 2: "Oh im staright!"

by Grammarlywithlife November 12, 2020

straight gumpin' it

One's ability to run with great amounts of speed. Usually in order to reach a destination or escape a pursuer.

"I was trying to catch Dave, but he was straight gumpin' it!"

by Stealthfox December 8, 2007

straight fairy

a guy who is straight but acts like a homosexual.

Wow, he's a straight fairy.

by akhil reddy123 September 19, 2010

Straight Buddy Cuzin'

Acting like you are better then someone else. Also acting as if you are part of the male bond.

Dan why are you Straight Buddy Cuzin' me?

by flanny flee October 10, 2010

Straight juice

Cool or amazing or rad

That shit is straight juice. The chicken is cooked so nice it is straight juice.

by Ponyboicoitus September 8, 2011

Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.

Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."

by Robsan January 15, 2017

Straight Boy Flare

When a homosexual male acts, dresses, or shares characteristics of a heterosexual male. Typically involves dressing in frat apparel or enjoying sports and other heterosexual activities.

Ethan had some straight boy flare last night with his Atlanta United jersey.

by egibss June 29, 2017