kitties

Bigger fluffs of floof

"is that a ball of floof?" "nah itz meh kitties i named dem floofes

by floofles May 25, 2018

Naw kitty

when Eric Cartmen ( From South Park) eats a pie pot

kitty meow
Eric Naw kitty it's my pie pot

by mnbjkl January 28, 2021

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker

"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023

kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.

"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."

by ana_san November 20, 2024

kawaii kitty

Sexy mind fucking bumble mixed with a little sexual butterfly. And loves when it is called Snowball. It is into tree sex and never regrets.

A very cute cat. (kawaii Kitty)

by VenHayz March 27, 2015

kitty cha cha's

Kitty cha cha's is when you have an erection and you don't want it because of a social reason, perhaps you're at a party or a open house, so you get a nearby cat to scratch it into submission.

"I had to resort to kitty cha cha's at Christmas dinner with my girlfriend's parents because my slacks didn't hide anything."

by My lil boi dino December 22, 2017

kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.

Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!

by That desk in the back March 28, 2015