When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.
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I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
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