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bending the pipe

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.
"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."
by Chase Manley June 20, 2007
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Time Bandit

A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."
Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.
by tiredguy December 30, 2009
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bending corners

To drive around a corner and drop of your hoe and pick her up later at the same turning corner
"hey niggas where you at?" "im bending corners nigga"
by cornerbender May 13, 2005
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bmx bandits

a group of hood rats who cause trouble on their bikes in the inner suburbs
josh and mike and the rest of the bmx bandits watched as they burnt down old man petersons dog kennel
by Andygeekie August 15, 2008
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bandies

A group of people who are all in band.
They tend to call other band people bandies, or refering to their friends in band.
The most amazing people you will ever meet.
Spend mornings/ other classes/ lunch/ and after school in the band room.
Have their band director on speed dial and email him.
All of their best friends are in band also. Dates other band people.
"Yeah, us bandies have to play at the game tonight."

"For us bandies, it's marching season, not umm...oh football."
by Amazing. January 5, 2009
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bendibus

Fairly common misspelling of colloquial term for articulated bus, "bendy bus". Coined by the fool who designed the decicals for Travel Coventry's Citaro G fleet.
LOLZORS look at that bendibus!!11!!1
by Bumsoft June 24, 2007
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bandino blanco

Cocaine

It's from 30 rock
So this isn't bandino blanco a name for cocaine I just made up.
by Tyler daughters January 20, 2012
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