Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

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Sparsely-arsely

The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'

I'm sparsely-arsely - tits aren't my thing.

by Captain Croke August 22, 2018

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Arse COD

When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.

Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD

by bradsylo January 14, 2011

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Arseli

An angel

It's arseli.

by jiggyjuice November 20, 2021

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Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day!

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!

"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

by NIGGERSUCKER January 28, 2024

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The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".

Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!

by zappaz October 20, 2008

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