evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Pulled an Evan

When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it

Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022

Evans

Evans is one amazing person and you are very lucky if you meet an Evans in your life.
He's very caring and shows the people he loves care and affection. He's always ready to help if he can and will never leave your side no matter what.
He's just an angel.

Oh he took care of his girlfriend the whole time she was sick?
He's such an Evans

by heyyylove November 27, 2019

Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!

Evan is soooooooooo smexy

by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021

Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside

Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.

by Not Flynn May 13, 2022

Evan

If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)

If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3

If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.

Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)

by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021