Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.

"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"

by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

hefty minute

a minute that goes for 2 months or 80,6440 seconds

wow, your gonna have to wait a hefty minute for that to happen !

by bbluff October 9, 2021

Minute

A period of 60 seconds.

"I'll be there in a minute"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.

Edward is such a 2 minute trial

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023

15-Minute Stink

That nasty BO that you get after a pointless minigame in gym class.

Hey, Mike over there got some really bad 15-Minute Stink after a depressing game of Baseketball.

by yamahattr230 January 6, 2015