stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena March 09, 2016

Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.

Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."

by Rknep May 29, 2010

step-co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's spouse.

step-co-grandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

stepping in post holes

Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.

Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.

by A GuyVegan October 12, 2017

Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

by Little England April 03, 2017

Step-Milf

A very attractive woman who’s up for anything in the bedroom.

Wow, Alex is so lucky, he totally has a step-milf for a girlfriend.

by It’s actually not me July 02, 2021

Step shaming

Being shamed for not getting in your 10,000 steps a day

"Because of my coworker's step shaming, I had to hop on the treadmill.

by Paleporcelainone November 08, 2019