Jesse

Fuck him he is no longer in the world anymore but he is no other big brother but he's the mo one and he doesn't like a good thing and I don't want it anymore to the fact I love it so he can get down with me because I love him and I don't know how much he likes it
Jesse
Omg
by Dana Rios October 20, 2019
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A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius
Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!
by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020
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Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.
Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022
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by Keke camarena June 02, 2020
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Jesse’s are rhythmic horn dogs through and through. They love anal and don’t mind the smell of poo. Artistic and crafty they can paint a self portrait on your ass with their cob candy. If you know a Jesse give him a handy, you won’t regret it. So get on your knees and he’ll aim to please.
I’m so wet right now, I feel like I just had a Jesse.
by KnowerOfAllThatIsKnown June 08, 2021
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that person is going out with his boyfriend
friend: he must be a jesse
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He is the most wonderful and in credible person you will ever meet in your life. He will make you smile even on your hardest days. He is everything a girl would ever want for a boyfriend. He makes you feel special and loved. When you are in his arms you’ll never want to leave because you feel so safe and protected and loved. You could stare into his eyes forever and always know that he’s there for you and will never let you down. He is the most special person that anyone will ever meet in a lifetime and when you find your Jesse you will know and you’ll never want to be away from him ever again.
girl:I just talked to the sweetest guy on the planet
girl: what was his name?
girl:jesse
girl: duh
by carebear123456 December 04, 2020
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