I could've lived without

Something you say when your friend or peer gives you unneeded or unwanted information

Friend: Dude like last night I totally
totally forgot to change my underwear after I sharted on your sofa.

You : Wow. I could've lived without, dude.

by IJustCant February 23, 2015

Switch Lives Don't Matter

The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.

"Switch lives don't matter" *Throws Switch at bathroom wall*

by Zyaisol September 29, 2017

Live oak high in watson

a school of fake people and liars who are about as real as Barbie

Wow that girl is so fake she must go to live oak high in Watson!

by ayooooooshsbsb November 2, 2018

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.

How are you doing?

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

by Mikekim23 September 29, 2021

Live wire vs tongue

Goodbye friend.

Live wire vs tongue
Results:
Everyone who joined the compitition died.

by Why is this happening November 18, 2020

Girlfriend who lives in Canada

A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.

In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.

John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!

by 000jajajaja000 February 21, 2011

get it how you live

To acquire something spur of the moment, or to have something occur, not premeditated, and to keep it or go on guilt-free, through "finders, keepers" or "roll with the punches" reasoning. Originated through inner-city New Orleans street slang.

Person 1: You just found that three Gs, and you gonna take that shit to the bank?

Person 2: You know it. Get it how you live, boy.

by Cant F Wit NJ December 19, 2008