Kid: DAD I MADE A NEW ME ME!
Dad: What did you say?
Kid: Me Me???
Dad: IT'S BEATING TIME
Kid: OH SHI-*Slapping Noises*
Dad: What did you say?
Kid: Me Me???
Dad: IT'S BEATING TIME
Kid: OH SHI-*Slapping Noises*
by BOT1games April 20, 2019


"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021

by Jmaktheknife June 21, 2024

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
