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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

get me the mantha

mantha : hand towel

Get me the mantha from the closet. Por favor

by aquaree1 July 10, 2016

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

Me

READ THIS OUT LOUD: I'm brave, strong and fearless. And if anyone tells me otherwise, they're finna get these fists 👊👄👊. I AM ME

Pick me girl: You're not worth it -_-
Me: Well at least I'm ME!

by Tony LaGroomer April 24, 2021

Me

You're probably reading this and wondering if I mean you (the reader) or me (the writer), lemme clear things up. I mean you! Yes, the one reading this right now). You are that one special person, one in a million. Even though you don't feel like it, you're special and remarkable in your own way. Whether you're a jock, nerd, mysterious person, people's person, shy teen, bold individual, chaotic being, psycho or just a plain old boring person. No matter what category you fall in, you'll always have that little spark that makes you special and different from anyone else. Keep being YOU!

A= Ewww why is she so weird?! (TALKING TO B, REFERING TO C)
B= I know right!
(C OVERHEARS)
C= Gurl shut your oompa loompa dumb mouth up! I'm just being me! Unlike you, you fake ass nuisance.

(DRAMATIC HAIR FLIP)
LE FIN.

by PJ_MASKS_GURL....OMAGURRR June 10, 2020

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024