unicorn

I cannot believe that no one wrote this. A unicorn is a person that is flawless in many ways and a catch (for dating). Like good looking, in shape, chatty and interesting, well dressed and put togetheri respectful etc. Someone who is a perfect match. The one everyone looks for, but very rarely find.

He is such a catch. He is literally a unicorn.

by sEolelele July 13, 2025

bitter unicorn

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.

Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!

by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

Unicorn

slang for a bisexual person, in reference to those who believe bisexuality is a myth.

“Did you hear? Louis is a Unicorn.”
“Ah, that doesn’t surprise me. He is a bit greedy, isn’t he?”

by two ghosts May 5, 2024

unicorn server

Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.

Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.

by -lul June 26, 2018

Hot Unicorn

A hot female who isn't prideful and snobby and needy. She's rare and willing to get down and dirty to accomplish any task and challenge she's faced with. She usually makes a really good friend although she loves her sleep too much and will miss social events often.

Why do you even hang out with Rachel? "She such a hot unicorn and fun to be around! Why not?!"

by DribblyPooChunk October 22, 2025