Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
by idyt March 25, 2018
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sesquaple-third-cousin

Sesquaple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.
My sesquaple-third-cousin is a good person.
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Sister/brother/cousins

When sisters share a baby daddy their offspring would be sister/brother/cousins.

Or if a brothers have the same baby mama their offspring would also be sister/brother/cousins.
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Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
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Daughter of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s granddaughter.
My double-first great-cousin-niece is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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fifth-cousin

1- Great-great-great-grandpibling's great-great-great-granchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents, zero great-great-great-grandparents and two great-great-great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
fifth-cousin.
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national love your step cousin day is where you show how you feel about your step cousin.
omg guys! it’s national love your step cousin day. i need to go tell my step cousin i love her and i’m so grateful to have her.
by lani knows best June 04, 2022
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