columbo text

Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.
Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text
by visualsquid August 20, 2012
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Text sex

When a girl turns a phone to vibrate, shoves it up her vagina, and has her boyfriend send her erotic messages.
"Jill told me to text her a ton of times last night. I think we were having text sex."
by cryingdragon September 01, 2014
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geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.
He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.
by J Farrar April 25, 2015
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Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.
Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.
by Valet Parking Hater January 09, 2015
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Text Men

Text Men is a series of 4 main characters, Favreau, Ontario, Humble David and Winchester Jason.
Famous jokes: Boosy, chit boner, badussy, banker cheese, bortnite, bababooey and mjchans life. mjchan is a unusual species of human. some would say hes sped.
by jujay777 September 02, 2021
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Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .
by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018
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shotgun texting

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.
by cdpage January 06, 2012
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