Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023

Arse-piece

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.

"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".

by Elmer Gee February 1, 2023

Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023

Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally and engineer on a construction site that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.

Engineer: "that wall looks good you get the weepholes in ok"

Junior engineer: "them weepholes in that wall are wrong and not where they should be, I just bodged them to make them look good"

Engineer: "you rough arsed git"

by Kill_crazy January 25, 2024