the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.
for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 16, 2008

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019

by Yellowbum12 March 3, 2020

by Haynayer October 10, 2019

When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand
When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand
by Groundhogg June 11, 2017

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
