period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways

"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"

by Chilf February 23, 2017

Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.

by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)

by TFbill October 25, 2019

Period Angst

The stress you feel on your period not pre-period. The "PMS" without the "P" part. Inspired by a combination of showing teenage angst symptoms whilst on your period but no longer being a teenager.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout, I am just feeling a lot of period angst right now.

by G-snaps January 21, 2022

Period

A fucking blood shit hole that women go threw, and are probably on the verge of killing themselves because they're so done with bleeding just to know " HOLY SHIT! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!."

"I got my fucking period."

You: Snail trail?

Coochie: No, Blood :)

by ShitStain#1 April 7, 2022

Period

The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.

Girl: Leave my gen it also alone
Period: no bitch

by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017