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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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Keep

A cat and sheep combination that eventually grows into a shat.
"I saw a keep the other day as I drove in my Jeep. It went beep."
by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021
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keep your wing hand strong

the ability to down wings and dominate the competition while keeping a tight grip on the stack
the B's wing hand is strong because of his ability to dominate the stack.so keep your wing hand strong,bitches!!
by lumpy & the B November 13, 2007
mugGet the keep your wing hand strongmug.

Keep it Swedish

Staying neutral in a controversial issue, just like Sweden. Therefore you can’t get hate from either party or get canceled.
Gun control is so controversial, so I’m gonna keep it Swedish with how I feel on it.
by anonymousdude18527 December 12, 2020
mugGet the Keep it Swedishmug.

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.
by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019
mugGet the keep the queefmug.

keeping you big as hell

it's literally what it means. this word is usually used to keep others from giving opinions / stop them from yapping.

such examples are:
consuming burgers daily keeping you big as hell
sex without condoms are keeping you big as hell dude
by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024
mugGet the keeping you big as hellmug.

keep it up

are you still in your work>>?

yeah i keep it up
by anonymous January 15, 2021
mugGet the keep it upmug.

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