whoops text

when you text the wrong person and reveal a secret at the same time

Jim texted his coworker Lisa "Miss You :-)"

He really meant to text his new gf he is keeping on the down low.

When Jim got back to the office her told Lisa sorry I whoops texted you.

by bluemouse April 30, 2010

tete-a-text

That strange condition of instant intimacy afforded through text message conversations. An unanticipated emotional closeness facilitated through the use of messaging technology.

Susan had simply exchanged glances and phone numbers with that guy who tried to pick her up on Friday. Over the next two days, though, through a series of tete-a-texts, she was amazed at all the personal stories about herself she'd given away.

by splatdude March 1, 2009

[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging

I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.

by BigDsmuck December 9, 2008

Shout Texting

This is when someone uses caps lock on all or some of their words when sending a text or message. The term is interchangeable - "text shouting" "shout texting"

" YOU ARE ALWAYS BEING SO STUCK UP, I HATE YOU"

OR

Jack- WE HAVE HOMEWORK
Jill- why are you Shout Texting?
Jack- It was that important.

by Neal24 April 3, 2013

Text sex

When a girl turns a phone to vibrate, shoves it up her vagina, and has her boyfriend send her erotic messages.

"Jill told me to text her a ton of times last night. I think we were having text sex."

by cryingdragon September 1, 2014

Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

by J Farrar April 25, 2015