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A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it
Me: Jakob - ha jokes

a Guy: Dude! you're too deep
by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017
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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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Up The Ha

Said in support of Hamas, similar to Up the ra for the Irish
A: Up the Ha! Free Palestine
B: that's anti semitic
by Metal Face Doom March 17, 2025
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Hoo ha hamper

Hey Jenny have an extra hoo ha hamper?
by Clouddasher October 15, 2020
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HA

A term New Yorkers use to sound more New York.
Artist: Yo bro you got papers and fonto ?
Me: No I’m bout to go to the store right now ha.
by Jeromewearspolyesters February 15, 2019
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ha hurr

It’s when you making fun of someone the way they speak
When lain say ha hurr she making fun of me because the way I talk
by Theyfw_3Some December 23, 2024
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