Arse

Before you call someone a dumb american its how us Irish people say ass.

"There's a needle in my arse" - Jacksepticeye

"You fucking arsehole"

by 00ChopDatNigga00 February 17, 2018

guys with no arses

Aidan Stainthorpe

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 19, 2018

Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018

Arse Swivel

To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.

"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."

by mookletoad October 26, 2011

Falling out of my arse

Similar to "hanging out of my arse" but usually referencing tireness and fatigue instead of a hangover or a sense of feeling ill.

Steve: you gaming tonight?
Mickie luv: nah pal, I'm falling out of my arse, gonna call it a night.

by Louis Lovetrain May 3, 2023

Arse knob

Chocolate covered dick

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit

by anonymous November 17, 2021

brickies arse

To have ones arse on show cause their trousers are to big or to small.

Donald has a brickies arse

by WeeKnowItAll August 1, 2016