(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Get the Fib me a lilmug. a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”
pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”
normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”
normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”
by anti misogynist February 14, 2025
Get the pick me bitchmug. by lunarcruiser720 March 21, 2023
Get the Take me to pound townmug. A pick me is an extremly annoying Person who always hangs out with the boys and tries to be super cute
Examples for Pick me s:
„O-M-G joshy you are so tall! Lets compare hand sizes“
„Girls are literally so boring thats why the boys only hang out with ME😘☺️❤️🥰“
„O-M-G joshy you are so tall! Lets compare hand sizes“
„Girls are literally so boring thats why the boys only hang out with ME😘☺️❤️🥰“
by SuperP00per June 12, 2022
Get the Pick memug. 
