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Valley Stream

Quite possibly the most cucked village on the face of the Earth. Tax dollars come from mostly white aging people, but the overwhelming majority of youth using the schools are black and brown. The taxes are incredibly high, too. It's old white people paying a lot of money so that white kids get harassed and bullied while the liberal educators do nothing about it.

Imagine paying a very high tax so that your kids get bullied for being the wrong skin color while the teachers do nothing about it because they're taught this is just retribution for slavery and past discrimination.

If you're white, you need to leave this place. Or at the very least, send your kids to private schools (but then you'd be paying for two educations; paying for your own kids through private funds and by way of exuberant taxes paying for kids who are taught to hate your kids). Best to just jump ship to another town and not allow your children to put up with the psychological and physical abuse of being a hated minority.
Dude, you're raising your kids in Valley Stream? That's child abuse!
by Kangaroos1984 July 16, 2023
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Valley Central School District

My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA
Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”
by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022
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laura valley

1. i felt bad about drinking so i pulld laura valley and now i feel so much better

2. I was going to pull a laura valley last night but instead i pulled a kayla boyd and woke up naked in a stable next to an amish guy
by jackoamn66 April 2, 2014
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can’t see past the valley

When a person is being narrow-minded
Man it really sucks that Kiera can’t see past the valley
by itsjustasinine September 26, 2020
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River Valley

A "River Valley" is a collection of people who influenced you deeply by coming into your life, and the incidents that followed their arrival that changed you "forevermore".
They may or may not still be around but you will always carry a small part of them with you wherever you go.

It can also be a way of describing your life.
Life being a River Valley of events that goes on and on and never stops.

First referenced in the song "River Valley" by Souparnika Rajagopal.
"River Valley tell me how it feels when you're going on and on" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

"River Valley don't fade away" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal
by Souparnika Rajagopal March 16, 2024
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Passaic Valley

Passaic Valley is a high school in NJ. Where most kids there think there tough but will get folded by a girl. 3 towns go there including WP, LF, and Totowa. Woodland Park kids act like they were raised in the bronx where they can’t fight for shit. They are mostly arabs and hispanics that always want to start something. Little Falls has some normal people and that are actually chill. Totowa is filled with white boys that swear they can fight but suck each others dick for a living. You can’t forget about the hoe ass white girls that think they can pull everyone. I don’t recommend going to this shitty high school. The teachers suck ass and the sports are dog.
Passaic Valley is shit.
by remixisning January 9, 2024
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Happy Valley

When you have so much hair on your body its a {happy valley} to its less appealing daughter {happy trail}.
Guy 1: I dont have just a happy trail, its a happy valley
Guy 2: Dear God
by OG Beef log December 14, 2018
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