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Dank-a-Thon

To describe when an individual, or up to a trio of individuals, smoke an ounce or more of marijuana in one session.
Damn, them kids are having a Dank-a-Thon over there!
by Alex_McSmokestack February 24, 2018
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Dank

Dank can be used to describe anything your heart desires. Must be said with a deep voice unless you are describing a cute baby.
DAYUMMM THAT SHIT DANNNNK!!!! - Dank = omg that thing is amazing
by Fergieadoptme August 28, 2020
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dank moochie

friend 1: did u see that guy he's totally got a dank moochie
friend 2: ew totally.
by dank moochie November 30, 2020
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Dank Meme

A term used by 12-15 y/o virgin boys. Usually describes a picture that shows humorous content that is only understandable by Teens
Son: Hey Mom! Look at this Dank meme!
Mom: Why can't you just get laid already.
by ForeverChad July 4, 2018
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Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis
I cant yank my dank because its no nut november
by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018
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You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
by You've been danked! June 2, 2018
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dank

Dank is a word made up by Brooke Norris from The Norris Nuts on Youtube. The Norris Nuts have used this words lultiple times in different vlogs. They use it for expression of something great or amazing.
Dank
How do you feel now that you passed your test?”
“I feel dank!”
by the banana legend March 6, 2021
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