Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 2, 2009

Bum ole

It’s a flirty way of calling someone something

Man: Ligma

Girl: Shup you bum ole

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 18, 2023

Ye ol' Wall Sphincter

Definition 1:

Shitting through a glory hole onto an unsuspecting victim.

Definition 2:
Pooping through a hole in the wall in a bathroom.

"You hear Terry hit the boi Dary with the Ye ol' Wall Sphincter last night?
I heard an ol' battle cry as soon as he came out of the stall."
(7:14PM)

by CL4P February 27, 2021

Circus Ole

When a man sticks two fingers in his ass, and proceeds to jerk off at the same time.

I’m gonna commence in some Circus Ole later tonight.

by dudewhytfcantifindausername January 2, 2022

Ole

A grigger with a humungous nose that likes to fuck men in his free time. Ole also enjoys to lick people's asses until they cum in anger

ole has a microscopic penis and likes big black niggas

by Iown13slaves May 25, 2022

The ol mike 1,2

Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.

Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.

by cpt316 May 9, 2020

Ole

Ole is a guy who's drumming with his hands on his chest, and boxes people on the back. He is also often called Sofus, because they look more like Sofus than an Ole. Ole is also very good at correcting other spelling mistakes.

Ole is spelled O - L - E.

Dont be such an Ole. Look there is Sofus. Hey you drum like an Ole!! Man, Ole knows how tho shake his booty.

by Ansjon October 9, 2019