Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 31, 2021

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Brian day

A day in which you celebrate tranquility, peace, loving, and the communion of the human race becoming one eternal being by the grace of Brian

Have you heard January 9th is Brian day.

Yeah, I love Brian day me and my family love him

by The prophteer January 09, 2025

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brian wheeler

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.

You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh

by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017

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