Windows Fatal Error

Some bullsh*t in Windows systems which describes a harmless error as fatal. Usually happens when you're working on your computer.

Windows Fatal Error : "The instruction at "07ijk125" failed to initialize in "24ole24r". The program will now close"

by spoolsv.exe May 26, 2009

compartmentalised traffic window

Rush hour - this term is frequently used by members of FVS to describe rush hour traffic.

In order to implement a comprehensive traffic management programme, you must first assess the compartmentalised traffic windows.

by HNAG March 16, 2010

To the window, to the wall

To the wind to the wall dance.

song dance To the window, to the wall

by seearewhyesteeaeel August 22, 2011

Shut the french windows

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up"

The english, classier version of Shut the front Door

Phyllis Logan from Downton Abbey at the Sag Awards 2013: "Oh my God, Shut the French windows!"

by fede01_8 January 27, 2013

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011

releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

Windows Movie Maker

See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.

Leonard: How was work.

Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.

Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.

Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.

Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.

by Seth Burrows December 3, 2010