When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.
“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
by Papaduck January 6, 2019

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011

The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!
when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.
by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020

Periods are punctuation marks used to separate sentences or elements of reference lists. Use a period in the following instances. To end a complete sentence. Note that you should use only one space between sentences after a period or other ending punctuation.
by a guy behind a screen August 6, 2022

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
