National Fortnite Duo Day

January the 5th is the national fortnite duo day. It is the day to play fortnite duos and nothing else.

X: What are you doing on January 5?
Y: Duh! It's National Fortnite Duo Day, means I'm going to be playing fortnite duos all day!
X: lessssss gooooooo!

by styxhelmet January 3, 2022

National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.

National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022

National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 1, 2022

National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.

Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.

by Joseph Mamá February 10, 2022

National Charlie Kinch Day

On February 29th of every year, the National of Swaziland shall celebrate Charlie Kinch Day.

I Can't Wait to celebrate National Charlie Kinch Day this year.- Swahili Man

by Migieus March 7, 2022

National Ping @JakeWithALongSnake Day

May 5th is National Ping @JakeWithALongSnakeDay

Jake is a well known Discord User and Moderator.

Man Jake sure is stinky. We whould ping him a lot on National Ping @JakeWithALongSnake Day

by Tyler_25 May 2, 2022

National Boring Day

This day falls on May 20th. This is the most boring day of the year. You will be dying for some form of entertainment.

Jackie: This day has been nothing but boring.

Bill: That's because it's national boring day.

Jackie: Oh I see.

by Idk_124 May 21, 2022