Ghost eyes

A webcomic about a 15 year old bisexual kid who is possessed by a demon eater. Go read it now.

“What’s your favorite webcomic?”

“Ghost eyes by mr circus papa.”

by Nytheriizz January 27, 2023

Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

by dylanc533 May 26, 2020

bung eyes

bung eyes is a medical condition were one of the eyes in a human is a lazy eye and when they look at you its weird because you dont know if they are looking at you or if they are looking at the person next to you or both

person 1 "hey that brad guys eyes are funny"

person 2 "yeah hes got bung eyes and cant eat sugar"

person 1 "ohh i see,that sucks"

by metalupyourass November 2, 2006

3 eyes

Insult for someone wearing a monocle.

British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.

American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

Beautiful Eyes

Beautiful eyes is what people say to babies to get them to open and close their eyes, flashing their eyelids. Justin Recio is known for being the famous "beautiful eyes" guy since his picture was posted on the blogging site Tumblr by My. The picture was of him closing his eyelids and showing off his eyelashes.

Beautiful Eyes! "baby flaunts her/his eyelashes around.

by qmr August 25, 2010

flys eyes

when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.

Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"

Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006