read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".

Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework

by concept not format November 30, 2019

English Passengers

The gayest book ever

English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"

by meeeeeee!!!! September 1, 2010

english tapas

Buying every flavour of crisps in a pub and opening all the bags for ease of access

We had English Tapas for dinner

by Northern Fester September 23, 2017

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

The English Academy

The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.

International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10

(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed

Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye

by TEA19 October 8, 2019

english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure

Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016