Englishness

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language

I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful

by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012

English

English is a subject in school. Normally you write or learn about history in English. English has many rules and not a lot of people agree with these rule. For example when texting people often don't put punctuation at the end of a sentence.

I have English 6th period.

by WritingGirl2000 January 9, 2017

english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure

Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

English Class

English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.

Hey, are you ready to study hard in English Class? ;)

by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018

The English Academy

The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.

International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10

(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed

Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye

by TEA19 October 8, 2019

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016

The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 6, 2022