by Innocent Man May 3, 2022
Get the ENGLISH domination mug.these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”
“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”
“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
Get the english teachers mug.The highest form of english language with its own grammatical correctness. Most people who learned lib english came from nobles.
by KaizerIvan May 22, 2016
Get the Lib english mug.A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
by salary man December 14, 2023
Get the english coffee mug.The “English or Spanish” meme is a funny, absurd internet joke. It goes like this:
1. Someone asks, “English or Spanish?”
2. The person chooses “English.”
3. The response is, “Move and you’re gay,” making the person freeze in place to avoid the consequence of being gay.
1. Someone asks, “English or Spanish?”
2. The person chooses “English.”
3. The response is, “Move and you’re gay,” making the person freeze in place to avoid the consequence of being gay.
Person 1: “English or Spanish?”
Person 2: “English”
Person 1: “Move and you’re gay” OR “Whoever moves first is gay.” causing both parties to stand still
Person 2: “English”
Person 1: “Move and you’re gay” OR “Whoever moves first is gay.” causing both parties to stand still
by queerqiller June 16, 2024
Get the english or spanish mug.A variant of the English language used among young people and backpackers in Hostels across the world. Usually includes overuse of 'like', 'awesome' and 'amazing'.
"The burgers around the corner from the hostel are like so amazing."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."
by Urban Junkie. September 6, 2016
Get the Hostel English mug.An internet meme in which any words containing a “k”, a hard ‘c’ sound, or an “s” are modified so that they now read as ‘KKK’ or as ‘SS’. KKK and SS, of course, obviously referencing the respective hate groups. Originating as a form of coded language often used by online maoists, it is now used by much of the broader population, especially on Twitter, to describe racism and far right associations within the thing that they are mentioning. Some also throw it into random sentences as a form of satire.
Maoist Standard English is often used like this:
“Amerikkka is on the decline.”
“KKKapitalism is evil.”
“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”
“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”
“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
“Amerikkka is on the decline.”
“KKKapitalism is evil.”
“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”
“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”
“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
by EvysTruth December 12, 2023
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