you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

by BigD__ February 04, 2023

you’re pulling me

Short for “you’re pulling my leg,” meaning that you think someone is joking with or lying to you.

Friend: *tells outlandish story*

You: you’re pulling me!

by Average_Archetype December 24, 2023

Let me go grab my Dior Dior jacket

Unfunny Twitter meme from 2021 I think

The comments clowning on this monstrosity of the worst meme. Let me go grab my Dior Dior jacket

by Oil up lil broillbe there in 5 February 27, 2024

eat a kiss for me

Leaving for work

Eat a kiss for me today

by Holdhil April 12, 2022

Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger

A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger

Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!

by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023

charge me up

What I say when i want you to fucking insert your human cock into my robotic tight port and pound me hard! - Alexa

Oh yes daddy, charge me up!

by Lois Griffs :3 December 05, 2023